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Joke of the Day

"I haven't made egg jokes in a while I thought I'd take a crack at them"

"What's worse than a paper titty? A cardboard box"

"What's better than getting a gold medal at the paralympics? Having legs."

"Whats the difference between a dog and a fox? About 8 pints"

"There are so many gay bars in San Francisco; It's hard to keep them all straight."

"Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other ""Are you worried about Mad Cow Disease?"" The other one says ""No, It doesn't worry me, I'm a horse!"""

"A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The bartender says, ""What is this, a joke?"""

"I had 2 big surprises today. The first one was that the Thai massage centre at the bottom of my road is actually a brothel..."

"I'm abandoning Obamacare for Bidencare. Everyone gets a sixer of Natty Light, 2 copies of Hustler from 1978 and a VHS copy of Caddyshack."

"Why couldn't the potato get off the couch? Because it was baked."