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Joke of the Day

"What's worse than a paper titty? A cardboard box"

"Condoms prevent minivans."

"If a church wants a better pastor, It only needs to pray for the one it has. "

"Who loves hamburgers French fries and ants? Ronald MacAardvark!"

"The best part about pooping with the bathroom door open in the morning is being able to see everyones face at Starbucks."

"Judging by the size of these chicken fingers, the chicken was somewhere between 8' to 11' tall."

"It's amazing that whales have evolved to live for over 700 years and humans have evolved to spread misinformation online! Nature's wonders!"

"Guys: when you're shaving, do the Hitler part first. You don't want to get interrupted and then be running around with just the Hitler part."

"Why do orphans go to church? It's the only place they can call someone ""father""."

"I used to see people alone at restaurants and feel bad for them. Now I'm with a screaming two year old wondering, ""Who is that solo genius?"""