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Joke of the Day

"Turkeys are crazy. They hunch down and freeze in groups in grocery store coolers to elude hunters. Must be a safety in numbers thing."

"How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke-her-face!"

"Sigmund Freud walks into a... ~~breasts~~ bar"

"A green man lives in a green house. A red man lives in a red house. Who lives in the white house? the black man"

"There's no 5 second rule at my house. The dog is much quicker than that."

"The best way to infuriate a mom is to open a second box of something when there's still a box of the same thing already open."

"How many apples grow on trees? All of them.."

"Have you heard the joke about what's in the egg Sorry, you wouldn't find it funny it's more of an inside yolk."

"Hey guys I need some help. My assignment's asking how would humans function without their brain. I can't think of anything..."

"What do you call Washington State after a long rain storm? Washed a Ton State. I woke up with that joke in my head this morning. My brain is weird. Had to share it with someone."