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Joke of the Day

"Best internet joke in a long time Frontier Communications"

"Any funny student council election catchphrases for posters? I made jokes for last years sophomore election but can not think of any for this year. Any help redditors?"

"What do you call a sick bird from Mars? An ill Eagle alien. Original joke created for my 5 year old."

"I told the Starbucks batista my name was Mary Krismas... They still can't get the spelling right."

"Some girls on Facebook are cute until their 30-day photoshop trial expires."

"Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand."

"I just hit a Smart car and now it's my hood ornament."

"Q. Why did the blonde get so excited when she finished the jigsaw puzzle after only 6 months? A. Because on the box it said: From 2-4 years."

"[phone] WIFE: Where the hell are u? ME: Well...u know that shop where u saw that ring you love W: OMG YES M: I'm catching Pokemon near there"

"So this kid in my anatomy class asked where the gluteus maximus was... In my opinion it was a dumb, ass question."