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Joke of the Day

"I met this vegetarian girl yesterday i had never met herbivore"

"If a tree falls in the forest and nobody hears it... then my illegal logging business is a success."

"""I better pee first."" - me, before doing anything"

"When your only tool is a hammer, all problems start looking like nails."

"I hate it when I'm at someone's house and they keep asking stupid questions like... ""Who are you?"" and ""Is that a gun?"""

"What did the suicidal college student say to his room mate? Dont leave me hangin' bro"

"I like when websites ask ""HOW DID YOU HEAR ABOUT US?"" Haha paranoid much?"

"What is the difference between a group of Pygmy riddlers and a lesbian track team? One is a group of cunning runts and the other is a group of running cunts."

"What's the difference between three black guys and a joke? Your mom can't take a joke."

"I tried to catch fog yesterday, Mist."