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Joke of the Day
"Can we PLEASE... stop beating a dead gorilla."
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"Most irons aren't made from iron, which ironically is both ironic and unironic."
"hey you all"
"I want a real relationship; not a Facebook one"
"What starts with 'D' and has two letters in it? w"
"Hellen Keller walks into a bar Then she walks into a chair Then a table...."
"What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish? A crab apple !"
"Me: *breathes"" My parents: you need to watch that attitude young man."
"So if he didn't invent the internet... then why does everything in it run on ""Al Gore rhythms""?"
"Why are they rioting in Ferguson? Because they carefully and objectively reviewed the evidence from the trial and thought a legitimate injustice had been done."