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Joke of the Day
"Most irons aren't made from iron, which ironically is both ironic and unironic."
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"hey boy ;) is that a gun in your pocket or are you just pleased to see m- oh, it is a gu- yes i will open the cash register"
"What do you call a Mexican bodybuilder who runs out of protein? No Whey Jose."
"I bet that TV in hell consists only of Progressive and sad animal commercials."
"What's the best part about dating a terminally ill cancer patient? They are their own birth control"
"If he's hot on your heels, dump him. You do not want a man who looks better in your shoes than you do."
"How do you tell if a lesbian installed your flooring? It's all tongue and groove."
"Did you hear about these new reversible jackets? I'm excited to see how they turn out."
"I became a proud dad today My son is actually four but he was a boring little cunt for the first three years."
"What did the mermaid forget to bring to the maths lesson? Her algae bra."