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Joke of the Day

"Modified oldie: My dick is ... Boaster: My dick is 12 inches but I don't use it as a rule Boaster+: And mines one metre but I don't use it as a foot!"

"Told my pregnant boss this: Is it OK for you to drink while pregnant... if you're gonna give the baby up for adoption? She laughed at least. But I no longer work there"

"How do you know that Darth Vader isn't a black man underneath the mask? He claims to be your father. Edit: it's just a joke, not a dick. Don't take it so hard."

"I don't get why everyone talks so fast in old movies. What was the hurry? There was nothing to do back then."

"Q. What is the color of the wind? A. Blew."

"Why did the cop cross the road? To shoot a black kid."

"How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? Trick question. Feminists can't change anything."

"[using Ouija Board] ""Will i ever find true love--"" ""NEW GHOST WHO DIS"""

"Which doesn't belong: Meat, a Blow Job, Your Wife, An Egg A Blowjob, you can beat your Meat, you can beat your wife, and you can beat an egg, but you can't beat a blow job"

"If Superman were a realtor, he could describe literally any apartment in the world as 'a stone's throw from the beach'."