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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a tuna a piano and a pot of glue..? You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna What about the pot of glue reddit will ask. Hahahahaha I knew you'd get stuck there"

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"How can you tell between a graphic designer and recruiter? Ask them to pronounce ""hires"""
"yo mumma is so fat that when she sat on the ipod she made the ipad"
"Me: NO! Him: What? I haven't even said anything Me: Oh, you looked like you were about to"
"[Gets Twitter error: ""Somehow, somewhere, something went wrong""] I know Twitter, I know. That's why I'm here."
"What is it called when Lebron James has sex? Bron-choitus"
"My girlfriend told me to go out and get something that makes her look sexy...so I came back drunk."
"ME: You've put on weight DRACULA: No I haven't. Prove it ME: When you fly, how many bats do you turn into? DRACULA: [deep sigh] A shitload"
"What is a Japanese girl's favourite dessert Senpai"
"If a glow worm were to have its tail cut off ... ... would it be de-lighted?"