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Joke of the Day

"What did the horse say when he fell down? I've fallen and I can't giddyup."

"Why did I rob the bank? For Fundsies! I made that one up yesterday so I really hope nobody has heard it before."

"2 guys walking down the road... they see a dog, licking its junk. ""I wish I could do that."" ""Uhhh....you might want to try petting him first."""

"I'm always frank with my sexual partners. Don't want them knowing my real name!!"

"What do you call a hump-backed cow that always wants to be the center of attention? A drama-dairy."

"What did one guy say to the other at the gay bar? May I push in your stool?"

"What do you call a Chinese rapist? Peking Dick"

"The KKK was started by some dork who wanted to wear robes and call himself a wizard and his dad was like ""Ok but only if you're racist too."""

"Teacher: ""Simon, can you say your name backwards?"" Simon: ""No Mis"""

"Really, auto correct, you don't recognize curse words? Grow the fuvk up."