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Joke of the Day

"""Hi?"" -First cow being milked"

"My friend thinks he's smart He said that onions are the only food that can make you cry. So I threw a coconut at his face."

"Why don't cannibals eat clowns? Because they taste funny"

"Why did Hitler take suicide? Because of the lethal gas bill."

"Did you hear about the scarecrow that won a nobel prize? They said he was outstanding in his field"

"Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?"

"Where did the Muslim go for his sandwich? Aaaaaaaaallah Snackbar."

"I don't make jokes I just watch the government and report the facts."

"A knock knock joke for when your SO is on her period. Knock knock. Who's there? Mr. Tampon. Mr. Tampon who? You bloody well know who I am. (For best effect, physically knock on her pubic region)"

"If someone is a vegan, does crossfit, and has a rescue dog.... which one do they tell you about first?"