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Joke of the Day

"A knock knock joke for when your SO is on her period. Knock knock. Who's there? Mr. Tampon. Mr. Tampon who? You bloody well know who I am. (For best effect, physically knock on her pubic region)"

"I've decided not to have children The kids are devastated."

"Trumps plan to build a wall might actually work The Chinese built a wall and they have almost no Mexicans in their country"

"Where's the best place to hide after committing a murder? Behind a badge."

"Every time someone uses the word ""intense"", Chuck Norris always replies ""you know what else is intense?"" followed by a roundhouse kick to the face."

"Which Nazi leader likes the Bulls the most? Joseph gobulls!"

"How do you make a cat go ""meow""? Take it out of the freezer and run it through a bandsaw."

"Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend? Because he needed his space."

"Bruce Wayne needs to watch his salt intake, his sodium is through the roof."

"Thanks to Twitter, I can't go anywhere without my mobile. Quick question. Do I take this man to be my lawfully wedded husband?"