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Joke of the Day
"How do you titillate an ocelot? You oscillate it's tits a lot"
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"A Jewish boy... A jewish boy ask's his father for 5 dollars. His father says ""What do you need 4 dollars for? 3's enough. Here's 2."" and gives him 1."
"Just unfollowed Taylor Swift on Twitter. Expecting a song within the hour"
"Are you a solution of bismuth technetium hydride with a pH of 14? Because you're one basic BiTcH"
"Q: What do you get when you cross a Pentium PC with a research grant? A: A mad scientist."
"Bloom should not have punched Beiber ... After all, you punch a man, you slap a bitch."
"I don't stereotype.... I type with one hand."
"Paraguay-Uraguay in the final would be so guay."
"Where do sharks come from? Sharkago!"
"When you're Russian... There's no time for Stalin"