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Joke of the Day

"Where do sharks come from? Sharkago!"

"There were three holes in the ground. Well, well, well."

"If you see a condom, a tampon and a bra walking down the street..... which one is more likely to say hello? ans: the bra. The other two are stuck up cunts."

"How do you make your girlfriend scream during sex? Call her and tell her."

"A scared look and a ""let me go google that"" is not what you want to hear from the gynecologist."

"A man has a sore throat and goes to the doctor... Doctor: ""Your tonsils gotta come out."" Patient: ""I want a second opinion!"" Doctor: ""Okay, I don't like your haircut."""

"If 2 people having sex..... If 2 people having sex is called a twosome, and 3 people having sex is called a threesome, then I can see why they call you handsome."

"Death is coming to take a lawyer away The lawyer is weeping, ""why now? I am only fourty!"" Death replies, ""not according to the hours you billed your clients""."

"""Stop calling me your roommate. I'm your husband and the father of your children."" -My Roommate"

"Did you know that Miley has a twin sister? Her name is Tyranna and she's a palaeontologist."