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Joke of the Day
"Bloom should not have punched Beiber ... After all, you punch a man, you slap a bitch."
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"When I'm on my death bed, I want my last words to be....""I left the diamonds on an Island, look for clues on my Face Book!....."", just to get them to read all the jokes I've posted."
"Guys who try to pick up women on Twitter are a bit sad... Ladies, if you agree, DM me your number so we can talk about it..."
"That awesome moment when you open the fridge and the first thing you see is the thing you wanted to eat."
"When my wife came home with a puppy, I knew better than to question her. She's the chef, after all."
"Shoutout to my Cold War reenactment group! We're just a bunch of chill white guys, sitting at a table, acting stressed about the USSR."
"Shops. One time I was masturbating to a playboy magazine, girls were hot, the whole 9 years. But when I saw the front page I realized it was an american girl doll magazine."
"Why did the elephant paint himself with different colours? Because he wanted to hide in the colouring box !"
"Because telescopes work using mirrors... We'll never know if there are any space vampires."
"The reason my jokes are so funny is because I have"