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Joke of the Day

"How many choir directors does it take to change a light bulb? No one knows. No one ever watches the choir director."

"Saw a couple wearing surgical masks in public and all I could think was ""what do they know that I don't?"""

"EXECUTIVE: Calling our store ""Bed & Bath"" isn't working. How can we take our branding to the next level? BUZZ LIGHTYEAR: I have an idea..."

"Did you guys hear the one-liner about the Monorail?"

"If at first you don't succeed, buy her another beer."

"[at work] Carl, did you get naked when you used the bathroom? *standing there with his shirt & pants on backwards* ""No...why do you ask?"""

"What do you call a Car Bomb shot with a shot of Fireball? A Paul Walker."

"What's big, black and steals you credit card? Sony Playstation 3"

"What did the magician say to the aerial student? I work on a different plane"

"Did you hear about the zygote that joined the army? I heard he was diploid. (I'll show myself out...)"