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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the cowboy who wore a hat made of paper towels? He had a bounty on his head."

"Can't sleep because I'm afraid I'm going to miss the apocalypse."

"Heard a great black joke today. Have you guys heard the one about the honest hard working black guy? Me neither."

"Unlike Eric Garner... I live for out of state cigarettes."

"are vegans allowed to play Duck Hunt"

"Had a talk with 12. M: Do you know what a period is? 12: Yes, mom, it's the dot at the end of the sentence. M: ... 12: ... M: Good talk"

"Have you guys heard the story about the butter? You know what, never mind. I don't want to spread it around."

"The number of things that are *not* rocket science is staggering."

"""Say something I dare you"" probably isn't the best attitude to have at work."

"What is Putin's favorite Justin Timberlake song? Cremia River"