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Joke of the Day
"Why couldn't the alligator satisfy his lover? He had a reptile dysfunction."
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"Hey girl, do you ever go to the gym? 'Cause if you don't we probably won't work out."
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"How do you make Manischewitz Wine? Kick him in the nuts."
"What's worse than finding a sack of spider eggs in your room? Finding a sack of hatched spider eggs in your room"
"A prostitute runs out of a chicken coop and says ... ""Well, that's the last time I do *that* for two cocks!"""
"What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday? Aye, matey!"
"Q's are just O's that got shanked."
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"What do you call a warm glass of piss in the forest? A Bear trap."