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Joke of the Day

"Her: You need to text faster Me: Not sure what you just sent. I'm still working on the texts from 3 weeks ago"

"Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor and Gamble? Its true....Comet cleans sinks!"

"A girl walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a double entendre... ... So he gives it to her!"

"I was trying to write some jokes about panhandlers but they just won't work."

"That awkward moment you run into someone in public that you know, and there is nowhere to hide."

"An apple a day Keeps the government away"

"Harry S. Truman walks into a sushi bar and orders a Nagasake bomb."

"I could've had a kid with a heroin addiction but Noooo. Instead my kid wants to join a Christian rock band."

"What's the first thing an Owl asks when you trow a rock at it? HOOO did that!"

"The most well known activist in the bee community is Bill Cause Bee."