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Joke of the Day

"Everyday is a good day to walk through the forest, The fact that im dragging a dead body is completely irrelevant"

"I hear Christian girls give really good moral."

"The fact that there is a highway to hell and a stairway to heaven says a lot about the anticipated traffic load."

"Chemistry joke (not stupid) What's Avogadro's number? 0602211023 i^am^so^funny^why^you^read^this"

"Hi, Id like to buy a Nutri-Bullet, pls. Salesperson: Ah, nice. Off on a cleanse or health kick? Yes. *imagines drinking lasagna* For sure."

"What do you call someone who makes a lot of money through deforestation of the Amazon? A Brazillionaire!"

"Why do they call it the Dark Ages? Because of all the ""knights"""

"MONDAY Y U NO FUN FUN FUN LIKE FRIDAY?"

"Why are Mickey Mouse and Minnie Mouse having a divorce? Because Minnie is fucking Goofy"

"I'm addicted to algebra I can't **function** without it!"