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Joke of the Day
"I hear Christian girls give really good moral."
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"I hope I don't have to face rich French Renaissance citizens as enemies in video games. They would be overpowdered."
"*cats pull on masks* This is the ultimate heist. Let's get those jewels. *cats immediately set off alarm trying to attack the laser beams*"
"What did the cow say in winter? Oh my god. I'm Friesian!"
"my last words when I die will be See you later.....maan."
"When it comes to self deprecation I'm the just worst."
"They Call this a condition... LOL Binge Eating Disorder. http://www.bingeeatingdisorder.com/"
"Did you hear about the terrorist who was sent to blow up a car? Well, he burned his lips on the exhaust pipe."
"so as I went in to vote this morning, an old lady told me to make sure I voted for the candidate that could make change. Boy, is my bank teller going to be surprised!"
"""tell... my wife... i loved her..."" carl dies. NOO! U LOVED HER WHAT?! *shakes body* U LOVED HER... TITYS? HER CAT? *slaps face* PLS WAKE UP"