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Joke of the Day

"Sharknado 3 jokes"

"According to tinder, every guy is at a lake holding a fish & every girl is on top of a mountain & that's why it's so tragically hard to meet"

"Two cannibals are eating this guy.... One of them ask, ""So, you having fun?"". The other one says ""Yeah. I'm having a ball."""

"Why did Sally drop her ice cream while crossing the street? She got hit by a Bus."

"do mice turn into rats or do i just have both in my apartment?"

"The Da Vinci Code talks a lot about it Jesus had a child... But what about the second cuming?"

"Never serve bad food at a bris Otherwise the rabbi won't leave a tip"

"[first day as a celebrity chef] *Just a heartrending 40 minute montage of me struggling to get the potato masher out of the cutlery drawer*"

"You're in a work meeting and your boss asks, ""Any questions?"" The answer is always, NO."

"Flint Lead Did you hear they discovered the number one source of lead poisoning in Flint MI is not the water.......it's the bullets."