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Joke of the Day

"How many Mexicans does it take to pave a driveway? Six, if you slice them thin enough."

"CIA DIRECTOR: if u take this deep undercover assignment, u will have to give up ur own name forever STUART GIGGLEDICK: not an issue, sir"

"Trying to motivate myself to go for a run, but it's windy outside. And outside."

"The son comes out to his dad The son says to his dad: Dad, I am gay. His dad says: You're not gay. Elton John is gay. You're a morose son of a bitch."

"No arms no legs What do you call a Mexican prostitute who has no arms and no le/"

"Happy Valentines Day. And Merry Christmas to FTD, Hallmark and Zales."

"What do you call the ultimate fish doctor? The Sturgeon General"

"My doctor recently told me that I had to stop masturbating. When I asked him why he said ""Because I'm trying to examine you."""

"You guys wanna hear a miscarriage joke? Wait, it would probably come out wrong..."

"Sociologists say that social media is creating the laziest generation ever. I expressed my opinion in great detail by hitting the ""Like"" button."