223124
Joke of the Day
"How many Mexicans does it take to pave a driveway? Six, if you slice them thin enough."
Next Joke
"[answering machine] ""Hi Mom, leave a message"""
"How do you pick up a jew? With a dustpan of course!"
"What is beethoven doing in his grave Decomposing haha it's funni"
"How does an Old lady vagina feel? ever fed a pony?"
"Just stopped by my old high school and updated my phone number on all the bathroom stalls."
"When someone asks you to give an example of an idiom Just tell them you can't recall any from the top of your head."
"The American people should elect Gabe Newell president in 2020. That way we can be 100% certain the President of the United States will not start World War III."
"Man's guide for a selfie: 1) Squint your eyes like your cool 2) Look off into the distance 3) Put your phone down 4) Don't take the selfie"
"What's the best thing about having a girlfriend who is addicted to Starbucks? You'll never forget her name."