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Joke of the Day
"Did you guys hear about the kidnapping in Jacksonvillle? He woke up."
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"There's a knock at my door. Jehovah's Witness. I decided to let him in. I go, ""Now what?"" He says, ""I dunno...I never got this far."""
"Making $ is easy. Press shift+4."
"Johnny: Will you marry me? Jenny: You have to ask my father first. Johnny: (later) Well, I asked him. Jenny: And what did he say? Johnny: He said he's already married."
"My ex said she left me because of my short attention span. Unbeknownst to her I actually...damn that's a cool ass word right? Unbeknownst."
"What is the unit of power? Yes."
"Your greatness is measured by the font-size of your obituary."
"The waiter came up to my table and said, ""Can I take your order?"" I said, ""Sure."" He said, ""Thanks, I'm just really hungry."""
"Wanna hear a pizza joke? Nah it's too cheesy!"
"Bernie Sanders is finally deciding to cut the BS He will now go by: Ernie Anders."