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Joke of the Day

"WARNING: If you see posts offering free clips of Justin Bieber's new album, DO NOT CLICK. They link to free clips of Bieber's new album."

"What do chicks and jobs have in common? They're usually only interest in you if you already have one."

"Me: Go ahead. Waiter: Huh? Me: You're staring at my hair. Go ahead & touch it. Waiter: There's a leaf in it."

"My wife sent me to the store to buy shampoo, conditioner, lotion and condoms. I'm pretty sure the cashier thinks I'm making a girlfriend."

"What's your mom's favorite seafood resturant? Captain D's Nutz"

"u don't need dangerous marijuana pot get high on life -ride a bike -read a good book -make a sacrifice to the dark lord -watch a sunset"

"What was the weather forcast in poland on the day before the german invasion? 86% chance of heil"

"There's blood everywhere... I mean, most of it is inside our bodies, but still; the horror..."

"What do you get when you cross a mad cow and an angry sheep? ...An animal in a very baaaaaaad mooooooood"

"There are two kind of business on earth... One is not your business, and the other is not my business."