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Joke of the Day

"Communist alternative of ""grab 'em by the pussy"" would be... ...""seize the means of reproduction."""

"People keep telling me i'm self-deprecating. I don't think i deserve that."

"It sucks being a wiener. Your best friends are a couple of nuts and you neighbor's an asshole."

"Did you hear about the newly-released Michael Jackson autobiography? It's called ""The Ins and Outs of Child Rearing."""

"What does the ghost like on his roast beef? grave-y gravy"

"I'm going to confess my love to this sore throat so it'll be gone when I wake up in the morning."

"Why is grandpa fine with performing tricks, but gets mad if you ask grandma? It took him forever to get her off that street corner."

"How do they practice safe sex in Scotland? They brand the sheep that kick."

"I had reconstructive bone surgery It wasn't Humerus"

"I bought a dvd of tiger woods best 18 holes... I was pretty upset it was all golfing."