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Joke of the Day

"Want to get rid of your husband without killing him? Just send him to the grocery store & ask for pine nuts. Mine has been gone 6 years."

"What do you call a black man in space? An Astronaut you racist!"

"How do you get a red wine stain off a baby?"

"Knock knock... Knock knock. Who's there? r/news. r/news who? [deleted]"

"If there is a hurricane coming why don't we just name it a black name? For all we know, they would probaby never show up."

"Helen: Mum do you know what I'm going to give you for your birthday? Mum: No dear what ? Helen: A nice teapot. Mum: But I've got a nice teapot. Helen: No you haven't. I've just dropped it."

"Pretty sure marriage was invented to help people overcome their fear of death."

"What is a grateful person's favorite number/letter combination? 10Q!"

"What kind of bee produces milk? A BOOBEE!"

"Kid, if you don't know whether your Batman costume is pre or post reboot continuity, you don't deserve candy. Also, Batman doesn't cry."