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Joke of the Day
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"Slap bass For when you need practice but your wife isn't around."
"When my large dog wants to sit beside me but my other slightly less large dog already is, he just sits on top of him"
"Q: Why is a train like a stick of gum? A: One goes choo-choo; the other goes chew-chew."
"Whatever you do, always give 100%. Unless you're donating blood"
"I was listening to ""Club Tropicana"" today... ... And it dawned on me. It's been ages since a heard a Wham! song. Come to think of it, it must have been Last Christmas."
"What did the hungry dyslexic order at the movie theater? Cop porn * This is probably already a joke but I'm experiencing a huge coffee crash so it was hilarious to me."
"What do you call bees that produce milk? Boo-Bees...."
"How come NASCAR drivers don't get along with each other? Because they're racists. (Race-ists)"
"Girl, you got more legs than a bucket of chicken!"