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Joke of the Day

"What did the hungry dyslexic order at the movie theater? Cop porn * This is probably already a joke but I'm experiencing a huge coffee crash so it was hilarious to me."

"There are 10 types of people in this world... 1. Those who understand ternary. 2. Those who don't. 10 . Those who expected the binary gag."

"Why are most male squirrels gay? Cuz they love nuts!"

"I couldn't be on a reality show because I wouldn't want my mom to see how many times I make the jerk-off motion when we talk on the phone."

"""got you by the balls""... classic reference to the type of situation where someone is holding your balls and you can't jump around too much."

"What does a 72 year old snatch taste like? Depends..."

"I Farted in an Apple Store I FARTED IN A APPLE STORE AND THEY GOT MAD But it's NOT MY FAULT THEY DON'T HAVE WINDOWS"

"How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? I don't know probably more than eight, my basement is still dark."

"Start a Reddit for GF Earn more karma on her account than mine."

"Never trust anyone under 30 lbs. Especially when it comes to driving directions. Babies are liars."