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Joke of the Day

"So the Dalai Lama walks into a pizza shop And he says ""Can you make me one with everything"""

"Whenever I'm watching the NBA and a ref makes a bad call, I go down to Foot Locker and yell at the employees."

"my dick was in the guinness book of world records. then the librarian told me to take it out"

"What do confused owls say? Too-whit-to-why?"

"I get home and realize where my house stood a shark now sits dressed as a house with its mouth open Shark:[nervously makes house noises]"

"I really love spicy foods ...but the Ghost pepper is my a-chilis heel."

"What do two gay guys have for breakfast? AIDS and bacon."

"What is the difference between erotic and kinky? erotic is when you use a feather, kinky is when you use the whole chicken"

"*hires sky writer to propose to psychic girlfriend* WILL YOU MARRY ME *2nd planes flies by 5 seconds later* HELL NO"

"How many Trump supporters does it take to change a lightbulb? THE LIGHTBULB IS FINE. THERE IS NO PROBLEM WITH IT. I MADE LIGHTBULBS WITH GOOD MANAGEMENT. LET'S MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN."