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Joke of the Day
"Why did the bee get married? He found his honey!"
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"I went to walmart today. I got the cart with three wheels and a hoof. This always happens to me."
"Police Officer: ""Can you identify yourself, Sir""? Driver pulls out his mirror and says: ""Yes, it's me""."
"I've only got a few more weeks to convince my wife that our baby's middle name should be Underscore."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Carlene ! Carlene who ? Carlene against that wall ?"
"A clever person solves a problem. A wise person avoids it. A stupid person makes it."
"How will an IT guy fix a lamp? He'll restart the nuclear power plant"
"I have an internet porn addiction. i really should beat it..."
"Everyone seems worried about global warming and world hunger... ...but the real crisis is that one day elderly drivers will know how to text."
"How do you keep a slow person in suspense?"