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Joke of the Day

"Police Officer: ""Can you identify yourself, Sir""? Driver pulls out his mirror and says: ""Yes, it's me""."

"What's Adolf Hitler's favorite letter? Not z, that's for sure."

"First day as a drug dealer. Made a ton of sales. Boy are people forgetful, they all left their wallets at home.Gonna be rich tomorrow though"

"My exes broke up with me because I'm a pot lover. I guess you can say they don't have high standards."

"Why does Donald Trump dislike Bernie Sanders? Chickens tend to avoid anything with the last name ""Sanders""."

"I went to a reverse psychologist He told me to kill myself"

"Before I give a speech, I always tell myself I won't quote Linkin Park But in the end it doesn't even matter"

"How many police officers does it take to screw in a light bulb None, they just beat the room for being black."

"Stupid one liners everyone should know I'll start: I recently sold my vaccum. It was just collecting dust."

"Today is the best day to propose to your girl... If she accept, its your luck! If not, tell her its April fools!"