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Joke of the Day
"A clever person solves a problem. A wise person avoids it. A stupid person makes it."
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"Why did Aquaman join the DC universe instead of Marvel? Because he was hydra-phobic."
"Went to the zoo last week and all they had was one animal and it was a dog... It was a shih tzu."
"French pastry bakers are scary They give me the crepes."
"A man is accused.. ..of raping a ginger woman. The Judge says 'what you did was disgusting and horrible'. The man replies 'in my defence, it was dark and she was wearing a hat!'."
"Why did the police assault the crowd? Because a-peppering them would make them sneeze!"
"A man shows up to his psychiatrist completely naked but covered with saran wrap... Psychiatrist says, ""I can clearly see you're nuts!"""
"I almost got hit by a car just now, but it was a cool car and I'm looking pretty cool today so it would have been cool."
"This lady at the Edible Arrangement store acts like no one's ever asked for a corn dog bouquet before."
"Shout-out to everyone who is struggling with establishing their identity. You know who you are."