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Joke of the Day
"A clever person solves a problem. A wise person avoids it. A stupid person makes it."
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"Why didn't the lifeguard save the hippie? Because he was far out dude"
"When I was young, my dad told me chocolate milk came from brown cows. I really envied little black breastfed babies after that."
"I like my women like I like my coffee Cold dark and bitter."
"""Wow, more ABBA. Shocking."" -anyone on road trips with me"
"On my way home from work today I was listening to Placebo.. I thought I was listening to something else, but obviously I was the control group."
"My boss just told me that I'm doing the work of three men... Moe, Larry and Curly"
"My family tree is a Cactus........ Full of pricks ! :/"
"The way I feel when a waiter brings my food is probably similar to the excitement of a dude on Maury who just got told he's not the father."
"Two guys were watching a marathon on tv. One says to the other, ""why are they running?"" ""to win the prize."" ""who will win the prize?"" ""the one who finishes first."" ""then why are the others running?"""