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Joke of the Day
"Tonight on My Strange Addition Man addicted to brake fluid claims he can stop at any time"
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"Q: What did the girl sea say when the boy sea asked her for a date? A: Shore."
"Trump is blaming Sanders for the violence at his rally... Because you can't truly be Hitler until you blame a Jew for all your problems."
"When my boyfriend gives me a hug during an argument, it looks loving, but I'm just patting him down to make sure he's not wearing a wire."
"FARMER: you ok man? ME (from inside a well I fell into 3 days ago): all is well lol FARMER: lol ME: seriously though I think I broke my leg"
"A pirate is sitting at a bar... In walks in a civil rights activist, a communist, and a dog. The pirate says, ""Well, today's my lucky day! X, Marx, and the Spot!"""
"I'll never forget my grandpa's final words, ""stop shaking the ladder you cunt."""
"How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? Zero, they just beat the room for being black"
"Another tale from the bar. A priest, a rabbi, a minister, a monkey, and a duck walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, ""What is this, some kind of a joke?"""
"He told her that trees blossom in her presence. What he meant was that she scares the sap back up into them."