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Joke of the Day

"Tonight on My Strange Addition Man addicted to brake fluid claims he can stop at any time"

"What do you call conjoined twins with the same name? Sharron."

"What's 80 feet long and has 22 teeth? The front row of a Ted Nugent concert."

"I've been dating this lady who is gluten free... Problem is, we go to a deli, she asks, ""do you want to split a sandwich."" I say, ""sure"" and then I'm just left with the bread."

"if u watch thamksgiving backwards its about a angry family yeling at each other then the uncle says something racist and everyone calms down"

"What do you call a white athlete who wins a sprint vs black athletes? A racist. :) xxx"

"Helped my son flush his betta fish today. He asked ""Dad, does God love bettas?"" & I said ""Dunno, son, ask him after we flush you."""

"How many hipsters does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a really obscure number, you wouldn't have heard of it"

"Why did simba's father die in a stampede??? Because he couldn't mufasa!!!"

"What comes after 69? Mouthwash. I'm sure this has been posted before, but I thought it was funny."