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Joke of the Day
"Q: What did the girl sea say when the boy sea asked her for a date? A: Shore."
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"Why do women have legs? So they don't make trails like snails."
"Two Cows are scared of getting mad cow disease A cow walks up to another cow and asks ""Are you scared of Mad Cow Disease?"" He replies, shocked ""No, I'm a Duck."""
"What was Hitler's favorite drunk food? Dictator-tots."
"I was going to watch a documentary on the Malaysian Airlines But I couldn't find it."
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"How do you discipline a pet rock? You hit rock bottom"