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Joke of the Day
"I'll never forget my grandpa's final words, ""stop shaking the ladder you cunt."""
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"JESUS: hey check this oute [turns my water into wine] ME: woa!! thanks jesus JESUS: [grabs wine out of my hands] NO!! THIS IS MY BLOOD NOW"
"What do Hispanic parents say to teach their son to drive? Jesus, take the wheel!"
"My toddler puts his pants on just like everyone else. One arm at a time."
"The vast majority of spider couples met on the web."
"Finished christmas shopping for my entire family. *walks out of pharmacy*"
"How did Donald Trump won with his poor vocabulary? He's the only candidate that America finally understands.."
"You're lifting weights dude, you're not in labor. Settle down."