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Joke of the Day
"What did one sick casket say to the other sick casket? Is that you, coffin?"
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"""Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes... ....That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes."" ~ Jack Handey"
"The Food Pyramid http://imgur.com/hugGqpi"
"Family: come play dodgeball Me: nah Fam: oh come on Me: no thanks Fam: JUST PLAY Me: *nails 6 year old in the face*"
"What's a pirate's favorite letter? Marque and reprisal."
"15 year olds be like I remember 9/11"
"Don't go chasing waterfalls. *turns on tap* We have their children. They will come to us."
"What do you call a wookie in concentration camp? Jewbacca"
"With the banning of the Confederate flag in America... We are going through a period of erase-ism."
"Have you ever tried duck sausage? Why don't you duck on down and get you some?"