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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a leper in a hot tub? Soup"

"Assistant: Uh sir? Your personalized jean jacket is very cool but it looks like the store screwed up. It says STAN on the back. Satan: WHAT"

"""It's not you, it's meat"" - vegan break up"

"Instead of walking faster when someone holds a door open for me, I slow down to test their door holding resolve."

"Sorry Im late, I saw that Spongebob episode where he's a lifeguard but cant swim, even though they live underwater & now my brain is leaking"

"(-1)(2^3)()() and it tasted great. (Maths Joke see who gets it)"

"orange in the 60s, mus in the 70s, poon in the 80s, wu in the 90s. - the history of tang"

"The worst pub I've ever been to was called The Fiddle. It really was a vile inn."

"[Very Racist] What is the difference between a black person and a bench? One can support a family of four."

"Charlie couldn't believe he was being allowed into the Chocolate Factory... ...his girlfriend had been dead against it for years!"