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Joke of the Day
"My favorite pastime is roasting marshmallows over the bridges I burn."
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"[1st day at Subway] Boss: u said u'd done this before Me: [painting myself in marinara sauce] I'm really more of an abstract sandwich artist"
"Got any jokes which can be used every day? Like... When people say I'm cold, you can reply... Stand in the corner, it's 90 degrees. What other jokes can be thrown into every day life like that?"
"What's the difference between a toilet seat and dinner? Dad doesn't piss all over his dinner. :D"
"You do a lot of yoga? ""Yeah"" So you must be really...(winks) annoying"
"I once heard a dirty intellectual joke It blew my mind !!"
"Why did the banker resign? His customers lost interest in him."
"Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The Wheelchair"
"Agitated I encountered a very nervous flea He said he gets his sleep in snatches."
"How did the hipster burn his mouth? He ate pizza before it was cool"