77043
Joke of the Day
"You can't buy love, but you pay heavily for it."
Next Joke
"Why do skateboarders make lousy plumbers? Because they only use half pipes."
"I can control sheep by just listening to them It's true, I heard them with my own ears"
"Ever see the movie human centipede? That movie sucks ass."
"What do you call a Nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile"
"What kind of computer can sing? A Dell."
"Wanna hear a joke about sodium? Na"
"My friend tried to annoy me with bird puns But he didn't know toucan play that game."
"How do Russians watch online movies? Nyetflix!"
"The dinosaurs died for our sins."