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Joke of the Day
"Plot twist: The Rock isn't Kid Rock's real dad."
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"What's Gordon Ramsey's second favorite movie? FROZE-- oh, nevermind."
"How do you catch a polar bear? Take a saw, cut a hole in the ice. Sprinkle peas around the hole. When the polar bear comes to take a pea, kick him in the ice hole..."
"What's a politicians favorite kind of dance move? Poll dancing!"
"Why can't you trust a Lithium Ion battery? Because they're always Li-ion!"
"Did you hear about the blind circumciser? He got the sack."
"What's Mitt Romney's favorite make of vehicle? A Mack truck, because it already has a little dog on top."
"What did the coach say to his star player after he pissed his pants? Hey man urine"
"Hi there, I'm a human being! What are you?"
"Squirrels are TV for homeless people"