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Joke of the Day

"rural upbringin' What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Wisconsin? Prom night."

"I like my women how i like my Internet. Fast and Cheap."

"Why do mermaids wear seashells? because D shells dont fit"

"What do you get when you divide the circumference of a Jack o' Lantern by its diameter? Pumpkin Pi"

"I met a pirate the other day that had a steering wheel in his pants. I asked him what that was. He said: ""rrrr ...i don't what it izz but it's driving mezzz nuts"""

"How did the Frenchman get turned on? He French-kissed a power outlet"

"I have lots of great personality traits. Or as my doctor calls them, symptoms."

"Some people say that I'm too vague."

"Anyone heard of that movie ""Constipation""? It hasn't come out yet though. ...."

"What do a hockey player and a hippie chick have in common? They both shower after 3 periods."