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Joke of the Day

"I like my girls like I like my coffee... Fresh, not matured, and sold from a shady part of South America."

"Necrophilia Beer: ""Sit back and crack open a cold one."""

"What's Ned Stark's favorite cereal? Raisin Bran"

"How do you say ""fuck"" in Chinese? Buck"

"Whoever decided to print nutritional information on ice cream cartons should be arrested and tried for the murder of my happiness."

"Noah: I need 2 of every animal Shark: even us? Noah: no, you can swim Unicorn: I'm pretty good at swimming Noah: go for it"

"I named my penis ""Che Guevara""... ... because he strikes fast and retracts even faster. ^^^Also ^^^he ^^^has ^^^a ^^^funny ^^^beard."

"You would think that you would be a better pastry chef With all the creampie videos I watch..."

"I hate w.hen my period comes early"

"50 condoms A guy at the convenience store asked the cashier for 50 condoms. Two girls in line behind him started snickering, so he turned around, looked them dead in the eyes, and said, ""Make it 52!"""