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Joke of the Day
"What happened to Jesus when he went to Mount Olive? Popeye beat the shit out of him."
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"Why should you never trust a one armed philosophy professor? He never mentions ""on the other hand"""
"A man walks into a psychiatrists office wearing plastic wrap underwear. Psychiatrist says ""Well, i can clearly see your nuts."""
"Why do people smile in Africa? So they won't run into each other in the dark."
"What do you call a fish in orbit? Trouterspace."
"It's so expensive ""How much do the potatoes cost?"" - ""2.50."" - ""And the bag?"" - ""The bag is free."" - ""Ok, give me the bag."""
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"Sure, white people can't say the ""N word"" but at least we can say phrases like, ""Thanks for the warning, Officer"" and, ""Hey, Dad."""
"You can't change the past. But you can sit around in your underwear, dwelling on it and crying over what could have been."