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Joke of the Day
"Why do people smile in Africa? So they won't run into each other in the dark."
Next Joke
"I cut my pizza into 7 bits I haven't had a byte yet"
"Vladimir Putin is dressing up in a taco costume... I guess you could say he was Putin' on the Ritz."
"""Give it to me!"" she yelled. ""I'm so fucking wet!, give it to me now!"" She can scream all she wants... I'm not giving her my umbrella."
"So if you help Jack get on the horse... do you help Jack off the horse?"
"Q: What's the difference between a chicken and a grape? A: They're both green except for the chicken."
"What do you call a jewish politician's election tactics? A schmear campaign!"
"What do you call a cow with only legs on one side? Lean Beef."
"I never know what to do when someone tries to fist bump me, so I just slowly put their fist in my mouth"
"Did you hear about Trump's import tax assessment? It's tariff-eyeing"