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Joke of the Day

"Relationship Status: changing locks"

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"Q: What do you call dirt? A: Dirty."
"Just hit a white kid with dreadlocks with my car. He understood why."
"I was in the car with my girlfriend, and I started hearing this annoying whining noise... So my girlfriend got out to look at the engine and I drove off."
"First time sex. I would tell you but the joke would finish to fast."
"What do you call a gay wizard? A Broromancer"