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Joke of the Day
"Having anal sex in the splits... A hole body stretch."
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"I can't wait to listen to the new Kelly Rowland album... I believe it's called ""Milk, Milk"""
"What did the chicken say before it crossed the road? I'll be Ba Ba Ba Baaach!"
"PSA: This year, lets refrain from the 'I haven't taken a shower since last year!' jokes. Please and thank you."
"Mom, am I ugly? ""I told you not to call me mom in front of people"""
"I'd have sex with you but I'm married... and she's staring at us right now... quick she looked away!"
"I was curious just how big this Trump dick is, after hearing all the news from last nights debate, so I googled it. From the pictures I would say he's about six feet, maybe a little taller."
"My girlfriend asked me to 'eat the booty like groceries' But I'm on a glute-free diet"
"What did the Native American pirate say when asked his heritage? Arrrrrr Metis!"
"Enter password: ""ScoobyDoo"" sorry password must contain a special character ScoobydooFeaturingBatman"