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Joke of the Day
"Having anal sex in the splits... A hole body stretch."
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"I wrote a book It's called Oceans 2: The Seaquel"
"Some people are glistening beacons of nope."
"Where did king Tut go to masturbate? His Jerkophagus"
"(warning racist and horrible humor, NSFW) How do you start a rave party in Ethiopia? Nail a piece of toast to the ceiling"
"How do you organize a space party? You Planet"
"There was a sixth Spice Girl named Pumpkin Spice but she only sang about Uggs and Instagram."
"Why hurricanes are named after women Because when they come, they're wild and wet, and when they go, they take your house and car with them."
"""That feels good. That feels good. That feels good. That feels good. That feels good. I WILL BITE YOU!"" --Cats"
"Wife has 5 hours to live Doctor: I am sorry, your wife is with us for only 5 more hours. Husband: No need to be sorry. I have survived 20 years of marriage.. what's 5 more hours!"