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Joke of the Day

"(warning racist and horrible humor, NSFW) How do you start a rave party in Ethiopia? Nail a piece of toast to the ceiling"

"Where do footballers dance ? At a football !"

"I like my comedic timing like my pizza delivery With pepperoni."

"My ex-wife says she misses me... But her aim is getting better."

"What type of music do lightning bolts listen to? -Rock and Roll"

"When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment... When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 a minute."

"Automatic flusher Automatic soap dispenser Automatic sink Automatic paper towel dispenser N O W T O U C H T H E D O O R H A N D L E"

"CPR refresher class. We're told, ""If they're not breathing, there's no way you can make it worse."" Woman then trips; kicks dummy's head off."

"Chemist died in a fire outbreak. Polices had identified the cause, the chemist knew the water was not a solution,"

"She has a weimerhi...wimerrihym....wimmerhie... She has a big gray dog."