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Joke of the Day

"For every 10,000 references to incest in the GOT books George RR Martin gets to add another R to his name. (He was born Geoge Matin.)"

"I don't know why people are upset about the Florida night club incident. I would love to get free shots at my local bar!"

"4pm Me: How was school today? Kid: ... 6pm Me: Do anything fun today? Kid: ... Bedtime Me: Goodnight! Kid: Guess what happened at school?"

"Where is the 'L' in christmas? There is noel"

"Stuff I think about... I've often wondered what would happen if a Schizophrenic took a multi-vitamin. I have many more of these posers I may or may not post...."

"Did you hear about the gay (native American) indian? He was a brave fucker."

"Women I sleep with get so weird when I ask them to sign the guestbook."

"Just tried to cook something from scratch and ended up summoning a demon."

"What do you do when you want to golf in a thunderstorm? Hold up a 1 Iron. Not even God can hit a 1 iron."

"What do you call a Mexican who has his Mondeo stolen? Carlos"