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Joke of the Day

"Wanna know what's worse than three people stapled to one tree? One person stapled to three trees."

"The greatest joke in the world. My Life."

"My school principal is also a mechanic When I asked him about my shaky car, he said it was grounds for suspension."

"What did the old man get for his birthday? Cancer."

"A Baptist, a Mormon, and a Muslim walk into a bar... The Baptist says, ""What the hell are we doing here?"""

"What is the last thing you want to hear after blowing Willie Nelson? 'I'm not Willie Nelson' Credit: old joke via: Norm Macdonald"

"I made my wife change her name to Dick. Now people laugh whenever I joke about beating her all day long."

"Why does the man with the foot fetish always lose? Because he's in defeat."

"People at my work name their food.. .. today I ate a lasagna named Peter"

"What food makes women stop having sex? A wedding cake"